Paradisiac Publishing Releases Qorviq the Nondenominational Winter Solstice Celebration Seal in Paperback and Electronic Download

The most ridiculous book ever written.

Chicago, IL, February 23, 2010 --( This weekend, Paradisiac Publishing released its first publication, first time author Lauren Wood's comedic novel called Qorviq the Nondenominational Winter Solstice Celebration Seal. The book is based off a blog chronicling the life of a seal, as if he were a modern working man, and can be found at The blog began late last year after the author stumbled upon an interesting holiday lawn display while she was out on a jog. “It was the day after thanksgiving, so naturally everyone was outside rushing to put their decorations up. I was just jogging along, and that’s when I saw it. I mean I literally stopped dead in my tracks and started laughing in these people’s lawn. That’s when it hit me… I have to write stories about this.”

The blog has since gained a small following, prompting the author to pen a book. “It really is so ridiculous, I don’t even know where it’s coming from, but it makes me laugh, so I figured what the hell.” The book is for sale exclusively on, and can be located at


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